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Musical Arrangements: Paige Boyse & Augustus Traiton (Planning) Pedals & Hammerstrike,
(Piano Composition) Ivana Giella (Jewish Composer), Amanda Berekondwith,
Ike Kanbihylistrung & Alan Tagethanow (Conductors).
Trumpets: Willy Maykit, Andy Splitit, Buzz Allott, Heinz N Lowenz, Kenny Hackett,
Lips Gonergan, Saul Lipps & Lars Post (Ceremonials) Bebop Trumpet – Mick Sellodeon.
Trombones: Hugo First, Peter Outt, Bent Slyde, Abner Orgasm, Jim Nazyium, Mal Function,
Cec Poole, Stan Dupp & Hugh Jarms (Bass TMB).
Reeds: Justin Tune, Dud Read (Alto), Barry Tone (Sax), Orville Shrill (Clarinet), Len Meaquid
(Tenor) Hugh Djarss (Bass Sax), Lester Bring (Piccolo), Clarrie Nette, Al Terego (General
Deputy). Piano: Thelonlius Galintown, Hans Solo, Ebony & Ivory Keyes (Fraternal Twins).
Bass: Buster Gutt & Austin Arto. Drums: Arfer Beetlate & Woody Bashem.
Soloists: Tuba - Grant Angrone, Suzie Fone Flute - Mustapha Goh French Horn - Ben D’Arm.
Vibes - Phil Algaps Balalaika - Mikhail Znayvie Harp - Arthur Ritticands.
Didgeridoo - Billy Bong Sour Scottish Ballads - Angus Tura Bar Room Songs - Oliver Nuther.
Tamborine - May Tappit, Cass Tonette Banjo - Willie Pluckett, Ron & Des Cords.
Song List: Strive on Harvest Moon, Come to Me My Alcoholic Baby. It’s a Long Way to Tickle Mary, Ive Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, On the Funny Side of your Feet, Olive Me, Liver Come Back to Me, Police Release Me, Butcher Arms Around Me.
Vocals: Oliver Guiness, Moe Zaic, Walter Walcarpitz, Darryl B Mortacombe, Omar Heaven, Juan Larstym, Willie Turnup & Izzi Cummin, Jack Yellen, Don Key, Amanda Hugenkis, Phil Apeno.
Female Vocal Group: Mr Ferdi Persentt (Director), Ophelia Norks, Lois De Nominata, Sonia Papermoon, Mel O’Dious, Marsha Da Bobkatz, Vi Brator, Leigh Viathon, Norma Stitts, Di Nammix, Sheila Blige, Edna Bucket, Mona Lott, Opera Knights, Misty Blues, Ella Varoot, Barbara Seville, Trudi Light, Pat McCrotch, Iris Chew, Dinah Mite, Bella Lyca, Dottie Fields, Odele Ling, Irene Goodnite, Georgia Onmimind, Pearl Leyshelles, Polly Wanacraker, Rae O’Sunshine.
Soul Sisters: Freda Slaves, Sybil Wrights, Celia Destiny, Wendy Blue-Obdenight, Glory Aluluyer, Mitzi Gold-Obdeday, Bella Mia, Glad Tydings, Angel Herefurn, Rose Aboveme, Joy Fulknight, Faith Hope, Charity Wise, Mary Fullergrace.
Dancing Troupe: Isobelle Arena.
Male Dancers: O’levy Malone (Paranoid Jewish Irish Choreographer), Ewan Too, Art Isstic, Harry Chest, Felix Ited, Arti Fahti, Ivor Biggen, Woody Pekker, Skip Tomalu, Christian Dioore, Gay Abandin, Zig Outski (Polish Performer) Les Behan.
Female Dancers: Jenny Flect, Legs Akimbo, Bette Diddent, Carmen Along, Laura Gravity, Suzie Astic, Fanny Forsomtosi, Bonnie Doon, Beverley Hilles, Jocelyn About, Whoopi Doo, Alison Wunderland, Isobelle Arena, Wilma Legsmove, Sonia Foote, Esther Mollesta, Belle Button.
Featured Acts: The Four Skins (Curtain Raiser), Hans Kniezenboompsadazy (Slap Dancing), Ira Membayoo (Yodelling), The Zarzoff Bros; Bluey, Judi, Rudi & Bernie (Jazz), The Deo Bros; Stu & Ray (Sound Impression) Con Jerra (Magic), Krystal Ballz (Fortune Teller), Monty Pythin & Cleo Pattra (Snake Charmers), Sean Isbelevin (Magic), Itz Hymtalkin & Chuck Yavoyce (Ventriloquists).
International Artists: Greece – Jimmy Tonsilitis ( Solo Vocalist), Italy – Pino Maruana (Chef), France - Claude Balls (Comedy), Germany - Hans Offe (Male Dancer), Russian – Ivor Kickov (Lead Dancer), USA – Chuckie Rockafella (Bouncer), Spain – Mercedes Benz (Roadie), Netherlands – Franz Zipanny (Horticulturist), Latvia – Eric T. Muchs (Organist), New Zealand – Mauri Allblacks (Sport), China – Sing Wong (Soul Sister), Croatia – Dragon Onavic (Male Singer). Family Acts: The Bulls (Terri, Amy, Horry & Fuller), Sam & Janet Eavning.
Comedy Spot: Vorhees A Jollgoodfellow, Darrel Doonighsley, Chester Minnit, Ava Giggle, Major Larfe, Frank Anernest, Geez Ezfunni & Hillary Isse, Ava Crackup, Ivor Goodin & Hersa Clifhanger, Bunny Wabit, Katherine Weale, Rhoda Byke, Austin Taschus, Joe King, Justin Lucknow.
Management & Crew: Manager - Hiram Firem.
Master of Ceremony: Mike Rafone. Agent: Robin Barstudt.
Business Development Managers: Seymour Dollars, Strika Bargin, Clever Dick, Rocky Tzience, Eza Dropkic, Dud Morofem, Ern Mormoney, Dell Egatemor, Ernest Wanke, Isa Loser, Des Perate, Hugh Knowes, Bruce Newitt, Pat Tronize, Ella Mentry,Lou Zurr, Stu Pidde, Ima Gay (booking), Noah Narthing, Oliver Suden, Ruth Lessness.
Paymasters: Owen Lotz, Don Commundy, Tim Inlewagin, Isacc Emgladli, Evan Elpem, Nick Offe, Jack Pott.
Photography: Trudi Lenz, Guy Shutter & Mack Misaychez, Jaun Foyamother.
Sound Engineers: Howard Juno, Tess Ting & Chick Wuntoo, Mike Cables.
Roadie: Ed Lice, Billy Karte, Wanda Aroun, Blair Yahorne, Maurice Myner, Harley Davidson, Ron Da Vue,Heeza Hasbeen (Cab Driver) Rhoda Head, Van Garde, Dawn Brakes, Ivan Hoe, Adam Inaby, Vi Torrea, Corrie Ong, Dee Why, George Town, Glen Iris, Kelly Ville, Peter Borough, Sandy Point, Venus Baye, Donny Brook, Beth Lehem,Warrick Nobeele, Mitch Ubishi, Sue Zuki, Kath Mandu, Maudi Allock, Albert Park, Glen Forbes.
Costume Design: Fuzzy Taylor, Glad Wraggs, Tomani Stiches, Wes Meglitta, Chantilly Lace, Flash Miwedintackle, Molly Coddles, Mame Enscarme, Don Yabestones, Bobby Tayels, Dustin Micote, Tayla Made, Dana Trousas, Eve Ning.
Hair & Makeup: Ali Baba, Raisa Sharpe, Bobbie Pinns, Muriel Ondawall, Shawn Yasheepe, Mardi Grarr, Ella Peesher.
Kitchen Hands: Terry Towel, Mack Danife & Klenin De Silva, Emery Weele, Bowie & Stanley Niffe, Finlay Sleict,Linda Hande, Chrystal Bolls. Chefs : Dee Cook, Ray Porterhouse, Harry Currie (Japanese Master Chef).
Catering: Dom Ino (Italian Waiter), Duncan Mydonutz, Gordon Blue, Honey Rollover, Krusty Breadcrums, Saffron Rice, Letus Ontapp, Uneda Biskit, Con Assua, Ina Teagarden, Herb Amare, Basil Foalty, Ed Zbenedikt, Shelby Apples, Fattie Burns, Hans Strudle, Caesar Sallid, Olive Spred, Jasmine Ti, Hazel Nuttes, Brandy Schnapps, Violet Krumbell, Phil O’Pastrie, Vishnu Ver Heer, Werner Schitzelle, Earl Gray, Gypsy Hamm, Eureka Thigarlik, Karma Torte, Grace Beformeles, Marge Arene, Wolf Glass, Rosemary Thyme, Les Azzoparti, Clayton Drinkes, Eden Cherry, Liz Sarnyer, Kel Vinater.
Bar Attendants: Spike Yadrinkz, Demi Sekk, Iva Flareforit, Tip Meplenti, Juan Fatharode, Kaiser Stoole, Stella Artois, Al Koholic, Kelvin Attor, Sam Booker, Barbie Dole, Terry Aki, Di Artic. Florist : John Quill, Daff O’Dill.
Cleaners: Dustin Madlee, Bertie Germz, Di Tergent, Andy Septix, Grubby Ashtrey, Gus Madit, W C Handee, Mille Dew, Mister Shehan, Esther Krapper, Lou Smales, Lydia Dustbine, Claire Asmud, Donny Brush, Anita Bath, Kitty Litter.
Plumbers: Rusty Waters, Doug Holls, Dwayne Pipe, Harold Dyte, Ronnie Leakes, Lou & Phil Waterhouse (twins), Flo Surridge, Joe Gutterman.
Clergy: Arch Bishop, Merrie Nunnes, Friar Tuck, Cardinale Poynts, Dominic Vobiscombe.
Security: Fred Alirt & Amber Lyte (Alarmists), Lokya Dawes, Ben Derulz, Willy Heddbut, Serial Pest, Yves Droppin, Isa Doropin, Heidi Seacombe, Barb Wyre, Isadore Toched, Eva Bricke, Moe Lester, Nick Carrs, Rick O’Shea, Tommy Gunn, John Darme (Policeman).
Accountants: Spencer Fortune, Blue Byro, Red Inkerman, Penny Pincha, Oma Gosh, Sigmund Fraud, Martin Barton & Fargo.
Legal Team: Letz Milkum & Cheatum, Magna Carter (Work Place Contracts), Sue Thabasted (Litigation), Ima Titall (Conveyancing), Carmen De Athes (Probate), Stella Robba (Crime), Itsa Notteme (Defence) & Scott Phree (Exonerated), Ilona Monnie (Mortgage Broker), Berna Dette, Dodge Duck & Hyde (Solicitors).
Travel: Mister Buss, Mister Bote, Mani Mylestago, Cooper Pedy, Rankin File, Avis Rentil, Wanda Wertago, Sean Itallbifore, Bertha Schippe, Lee Ward, Margaret Riva, Chelsea Stachon, Con Tiki.
Meteorology: Minnie Ciclone, Sue Nami, Gail Forz, Claudi Skyes, Lorraine Enspane, Teresa Green, Rainier Dayze, Emergency Services: Harry Ondoun (Ambo), Chris Pincrunchi (Fire Warden), Axil Gettisthrew, Bern Yabastad, Indigo Agane, Smoky Bakon (Firefighters), Wes Magunn & Paddy Waggin (Police), Muz Konfezz (Padre), Harry Crishna (Shaman).
Medical Staff: Doc Tisordas, Mike Rascope, Steph Iscope, May Bepanefol, Havina Seasa, Neo Natel, Gene Poole, Pils Wilfixya, Lou Smorwait, Medi Tatemore, Larry Ingitis, Sara Tonin & Cara Tonin (Identical Twins), Col Estrol, Bron Kitis (Nurse), Anna Filatic, Con Stipatone, Al Ergie, Perry Tinitus, Homer Pyles, Phil O’Sofical (Irish Psychologist), Wal Tarren, Tess Tosterone, Colin Oskope, Annie Body, Jenna Syde, Molly Coddle, Perry Winkle.
Dentist: Phil Mcaverty, Ineda Routkanal, Don Takimallout, Iona Spearset, Ken Yastopdointhat, Buzz Pulthiothaone, Bill Kepsrisin, Willie Sedateme, Doni Toshomethat, Isme Tongstilinthere, Don Yubiscared, Jus Trustmiwunzmoor.
Podiatrist: Ceiran Fortuzzi, Ken Takalyakornzoff, Meyer Mutheerbeblest, Dick Enesse.
Health & Fitness: Marshall Artz. Chiropractor: Cracker Bacfame, Eileen Doverong, Dicky Nees, Gladys Ovva, Gerry Attrick.
Psychologists: Ed Shrinker, Meg Lomanyiac, Mel Adrama, Norma L’Beavya, Abba Fewdazoff, Hope Yafelbetasoon, Don Telmeyaproblims, Isobel Ringin, Rev Ampyathorts, Wanda Watplanityron.
Swimming: Willy Stroker, Chrystal Poole, Sheza Butterfly, Seymour Lapps, Elwood Beech, Helen Hywaters, Len Meyatoggs, Sandy Shaw, Sonny Dayz, Coral Ceeze, Ki Ayke, Sandy Bottam.
Boxing: Pudupya Jukes, Hertz Onthiropes, Fairleigh Tuff, Kay Rarty, Wyatt Hertz.
Tobacconists: Nosmo King & Killa Broundog.
Angling: Kel Amare, Lionel Danglestrate, Netta Fyshforme, Maude Safeley, Timy Boteup, Ben Phishin, Ron Burley, Len Mearod, Ben Erelong, Courtney Thinn, Annette Woodbeandy, Cam Foragoodtime, Piers Underwater, Rowan Botes, Theone Datgottaway.
Stage Set/Props: Paddy O’Furnicha, Chester Draws, Drew Pichers, Gerry Bilt, Fin Alcurtan, Chip Bords.
Handy Men: Con Crete, Buzz Ingdril, Minnie Skippe, Peirce Maharte, Jim Le Plasterier, Serge Sparkalotte.
Real Estate Agents : De Liar & De Schonkie. Developers : Whelan & Dillon House Rentals: Lou Tenant, Grant Aleese.
Commercial/Industrial: Sean Warehouse. Motor Homes: Winnie Bago Flats: Con Dominion, Bobby Corpse.
Florists: Heather Bloom, Rose Budd, Ivy Kreepers, Teresa Green, Fleur De Lys, Agi Panthus.
Clergy: Arch Bishop, Merrie Nunns, Friar Tuck, Cardinale Poynt, Dominic Vobiscombe, Pastor Bolognese & Pastor Usebidate, Rector Bote, Rev. Upski. Taxi Drivers : Con Cierge, Ajay Here, Meena Lottime, Juan Tonamera Couriers: Des Patch.
WE WELCOME ANY NEW NAMES FOR INCLUSION!
PLEASE PHONE, FAX OR CONTACT TO THE VBC – THANK YOU.
A Complete Guide To The Instruments Of The Banjo Family.
Full details of each instrument - scale length, tuning, number of frets, etc. - together with illustration, enabling anyone to identify all instruments of the banjo family by A. P. Sharpe.
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by Walter Grover
(Condensed from an article by the famous manufacturer in 1925)
The rapidly growing demand for bridges of the better type for banjo, tenor-banjo and banjuke leads us to believe not only that sales of these instruments are rapidly increasing, but also that the players are becoming more educated on the subject of bridges. Sales of Non-tip bridges for banjo have always been very large. On this instrument the string tension is very slight, and the bridge has a very strong tendency to tip over, and also to move forward away from the tailpiece. Accordingly, a large percentage of banjo players feel that they cannot get along without a Non-tip bridge, which today is the only bridge so constructed that it cannot tip over.
The Victoria Banjo Club is proud to offer a wide range of professional music services which feature the banjo.
● Banjo soloists or duets for all occasions and venues.
● Small banjo groups ( from 4 – 6 piece ) which offer a
wide variety of musical styles including Contemporary,
Dixieland, Music Hall & Country.
● Banjoists for bands, musical stage productions,
session work, as well as for corporate and other
promotional events & advertising.
● Professional banjo tuition to suit people of all ages.
For enquires and bookings, please contact :
Paul Scudds (Musical Director) Mob: 0412 350 395 or Michael Devola Ph:9592 1491 (BH)
The following article relating to the Showboat Parade appeared in the Herald Sun, November 13th 1951.
One of the biggest cheers went to the boys and girls of the Victoria Banjo Club, who staged an old time minstrel show.
They were on a huge “Showboat”, complete with paddle wheels of blazing blossom that churned over in a sea of blue pansies.
Essendon’s ambitious exhibit brought envious groans. Among its flowers could be seen a triangle of luscious, large, tender looking POTATOES.
The parade finished in Lansdowne Street, between the Treasury and Fitzroy Gardens. There the floats will be floodlit until late this evening.